Chapter 1: Fat is the Enemy
Scott Stimson was once a mild-mannered college student, who knew nothing about other dimensions... until his life was changed forever. Scott Stimson from another dimension, who is exactly like this world's Scott Stimson (except slightly fatter) has come looking for Scott in order to kill him. Once regular Scott is destroyed, Fatter Scott Stimson will be the skinniest Scott Stimson in all the Galaxies combined!
Will Scott Stimson be able to defend himself from his fatter self? Find out in Chapter 2!
Chapter 2: A New Hope
Last time we found Scott in a battle for his life... with himself! But will Scott be able to fight off Fatter Scott Stimson? Perhaps he will need some help from the other dimesions...
Vic, The Caucasian Asian
Vic is asian, so he's naturally talented with everything, especially math and martial arts. When he's not fighting for justice, his hobbies include making subtitles for kung fu movies and cooking things teryaki style. Evil-doers beware, cause this is the year of the Nun-chuck to the face!
Justin "Aarrgh-No Beard" Petty... of the 21st Century
After being abducted & probed by aliens, Justin finally escaped. Now, living off what he can plunder, Justin soars the stars with his alien parrot Chirrpy and his rocket-powered peg leg. He is the most feared space pirate to ever have one leg and a silly looking parrot.
The Kenmore Robo-Joe 5000 with Ice-Maker (Robo-Joe for short)
Caught in a horrible eating accident, Joe was buried under a fridge. Instead of performing an expensive life-saving surgery, they just made Joe and the fridge one. Now with an ice cold heart, missiles, and a hard-core laser gun, Robo-Joe fights for truth, justice, and convienence!
Chapter 3: The Evil Grows
Where we last found our hero Scott, he was recruiting help from other dimensions... Unfortunately for Scott, all Scotts think alike. Fatter Scott Stimson did a little recruiting of his own, and built his evil inter-dimensional army...
Evil Baron Von Stubert
In another dimension where everyone acts "Old Timey", peasants everywhere fear Baron Von Stubert. After taking a cannonball to the head, he's never been the same. Now armed with a musket and everything else old, he's the most feared guy with a musket.
FrankenLars
Made from parts of other foreigners, FrankenLars now roams the galaxy for the one thing he can never truly have... American Citizenship.
Chapter 4: The New Scott Stimson
Scott Stimson realizes that his fate rests in the hands of a goofy asian, a silly looking pirate, and a fridge. Naturally, he decides he's going to have to fight his own battles, and gets ready for the challenge. To get ready for the fight, Scott chugs 17 Red Bulls... this will surely give him wings... However, he also drank 5 Mountain Dews, 10 Monster energy drinks, and 20 cups of coffee...
The Red Bull gave him wings alright, but after mixing it with everything else he drank, his wings turned hardcore and his body went out of control. Now Scott is fueled by crazy adrenaline and pure cracked out energy. The only thing Scott isn't ready for is a nap.
Chapter 5: Too Hot For Teacher
With the forces of good and evil fighting each other, chaos has taken over. Now the Evil Professor Chen, teacher of all that is evil, sees an oppurtunity to sway the balance in favor of Fatter Scott Stimson and his evil goons. Being an Evil teacher and not having any cool powers, Evil Professor Chen does the only thing she can do... She hypnotizes our heros and assigns them projects... of EVIL!
Chapter 6: A Fallen Asian
With Vic under her spell, Evil Professor Chen sends him to his death... Vic's soul is now abducted by one of Professor Chen's Evil Fro-Ninjas.
In the end it was Vic's weak mind that killed him... His soul will be remembered for the asian he never was, and the ninja we always wanted him to be.
Chapter 7: The Reckoning
After losing their asian companion, the good guys have no one to prepare teriyaki chicken just the way they like it. They vow revenge and attack the evil-doers in order to try and save Vic's soul...
Chapter 8: A New Evil
With FrankenLars, Baron Von Stubert, and Fatter Scott Stimson beaten and humiliated, The evil Fro-Ninja must find someone else to protect him... Using Vic's soul he creates a new evil Asian super-soldier, General Tso!
General Tso
Being created from Vic's soul, General Tso is everything Asian, However, unlike Vic, the General is evil. Now General Tso rides in his mini rice-powered tank, killing anything that doesn't love him long time.
Chapter 9: The General Strikes
General Tso began hunting Justin. Luckily Justin was able to escape, but not without a price... Chirrpy, Justin's alien parrot was captured by the general.
Chapter 10: Tastes Like Chicken
General Tso takes Chirrpy as his pisoner, and tortures him for information. Chirrpy refuses to talk, and gives the General no choice but to EAT CHIRRPY!
Chapter 11: A New Taste Sensation
Realizing how delicious Chirrpy tastes, General Tso began marketing his new treat across the globe. General Tso may not take over the world, but General Tso's chicken will!
EPILOGUE:
Realizing that Vic was actually better off as an evil, chicken-selling, multi-millionaire than he ever was as a crime fighter, our heros give up their quest to retrieve Vic's soul. Instead they decide it is time to move on an get real jobs of their own...
Scott Stimson was once a mild-mannered college student, who knew nothing about other dimensions... until his life was changed forever. Scott Stimson from another dimension, who is exactly like this world's Scott Stimson (except slightly fatter) has come looking for Scott in order to kill him. Once regular Scott is destroyed, Fatter Scott Stimson will be the skinniest Scott Stimson in all the Galaxies combined!
Will Scott Stimson be able to defend himself from his fatter self? Find out in Chapter 2!
Chapter 2: A New Hope
Last time we found Scott in a battle for his life... with himself! But will Scott be able to fight off Fatter Scott Stimson? Perhaps he will need some help from the other dimesions...
Vic, The Caucasian Asian
Vic is asian, so he's naturally talented with everything, especially math and martial arts. When he's not fighting for justice, his hobbies include making subtitles for kung fu movies and cooking things teryaki style. Evil-doers beware, cause this is the year of the Nun-chuck to the face!
Justin "Aarrgh-No Beard" Petty... of the 21st Century
After being abducted & probed by aliens, Justin finally escaped. Now, living off what he can plunder, Justin soars the stars with his alien parrot Chirrpy and his rocket-powered peg leg. He is the most feared space pirate to ever have one leg and a silly looking parrot.
The Kenmore Robo-Joe 5000 with Ice-Maker (Robo-Joe for short)
Caught in a horrible eating accident, Joe was buried under a fridge. Instead of performing an expensive life-saving surgery, they just made Joe and the fridge one. Now with an ice cold heart, missiles, and a hard-core laser gun, Robo-Joe fights for truth, justice, and convienence!
Chapter 3: The Evil Grows
Where we last found our hero Scott, he was recruiting help from other dimensions... Unfortunately for Scott, all Scotts think alike. Fatter Scott Stimson did a little recruiting of his own, and built his evil inter-dimensional army...
Evil Baron Von Stubert
In another dimension where everyone acts "Old Timey", peasants everywhere fear Baron Von Stubert. After taking a cannonball to the head, he's never been the same. Now armed with a musket and everything else old, he's the most feared guy with a musket.
FrankenLars
Made from parts of other foreigners, FrankenLars now roams the galaxy for the one thing he can never truly have... American Citizenship.
Chapter 4: The New Scott Stimson
Scott Stimson realizes that his fate rests in the hands of a goofy asian, a silly looking pirate, and a fridge. Naturally, he decides he's going to have to fight his own battles, and gets ready for the challenge. To get ready for the fight, Scott chugs 17 Red Bulls... this will surely give him wings... However, he also drank 5 Mountain Dews, 10 Monster energy drinks, and 20 cups of coffee...
The Red Bull gave him wings alright, but after mixing it with everything else he drank, his wings turned hardcore and his body went out of control. Now Scott is fueled by crazy adrenaline and pure cracked out energy. The only thing Scott isn't ready for is a nap.
Chapter 5: Too Hot For Teacher
With the forces of good and evil fighting each other, chaos has taken over. Now the Evil Professor Chen, teacher of all that is evil, sees an oppurtunity to sway the balance in favor of Fatter Scott Stimson and his evil goons. Being an Evil teacher and not having any cool powers, Evil Professor Chen does the only thing she can do... She hypnotizes our heros and assigns them projects... of EVIL!
Chapter 6: A Fallen Asian
With Vic under her spell, Evil Professor Chen sends him to his death... Vic's soul is now abducted by one of Professor Chen's Evil Fro-Ninjas.
In the end it was Vic's weak mind that killed him... His soul will be remembered for the asian he never was, and the ninja we always wanted him to be.
Chapter 7: The Reckoning
After losing their asian companion, the good guys have no one to prepare teriyaki chicken just the way they like it. They vow revenge and attack the evil-doers in order to try and save Vic's soul...
Chapter 8: A New Evil
With FrankenLars, Baron Von Stubert, and Fatter Scott Stimson beaten and humiliated, The evil Fro-Ninja must find someone else to protect him... Using Vic's soul he creates a new evil Asian super-soldier, General Tso!
General Tso
Being created from Vic's soul, General Tso is everything Asian, However, unlike Vic, the General is evil. Now General Tso rides in his mini rice-powered tank, killing anything that doesn't love him long time.
Chapter 9: The General Strikes
General Tso began hunting Justin. Luckily Justin was able to escape, but not without a price... Chirrpy, Justin's alien parrot was captured by the general.
Chapter 10: Tastes Like Chicken
General Tso takes Chirrpy as his pisoner, and tortures him for information. Chirrpy refuses to talk, and gives the General no choice but to EAT CHIRRPY!
Chapter 11: A New Taste Sensation
Realizing how delicious Chirrpy tastes, General Tso began marketing his new treat across the globe. General Tso may not take over the world, but General Tso's chicken will!
EPILOGUE:
Realizing that Vic was actually better off as an evil, chicken-selling, multi-millionaire than he ever was as a crime fighter, our heros give up their quest to retrieve Vic's soul. Instead they decide it is time to move on an get real jobs of their own...
- Justin "Aarrgh-No Beard" Petty... of the 21st Century got in touch with his mother. He has given up his space pirate life, and now lives in the loft above his mom's garage.
- The Kenmore Robo-Joe 5000 with Ice-Maker (Robo-Joe for short) took on a job as a salesman for Conn's, where he sells all modern appliances. He quickly got promoted to Assistant Manager, despite his threatening manor towards the customers.
- Scott Stimson finally worked all the caffiene out of his system and returned to his normal self. He and Fatter Scott Stimson put aside their differences and now make decent money doing commercials for Double Mint gum.